You’re going to get these as long as I keep entertaining myself with them, so prepare yourself for the latest edition of Ryan Zimmerman Blogs!
So I have to get it out that there is a new lady in my life.
Be still my heart — this could be the best Zim blog ever.
She has even been staying with me for the last week or so.
My mother is quietly judging you.
It has been everything I had wished for and more.
A week together? Yeah, trust me, that shit changes. Wait until she farts in front of you. You’ll question your very being.
Although I don’t know if it will lead to marriage like my Washington sports counterpart ...
