Proving My Age
Something called the Adam/Chu Dance Crew challenged Miley Cyrus and hanger-on Mandy Jiroux to an online dance war. If anyone out there knows what what I’m talking about, your age is probably in the...
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He Who Laughs Last…
Monday: Pitcher Nelson Figueroa gets tagged by the Nationals to the tune of 6 runs, 5 walks, and 5 hits in 5 innings. After the game he complains about the Nationals cheering from the dugout “like a...
View ArticleRyan Zimmerman Blogs (Kinda)
I told you I’d be keeping tabs on your blog, Zimmerman. Let’s see what you have to say today… BELTWAY!!! Whoa. That is intense, even for you, Zim. We bloggers are a mellow and simple folk. Try to fit...
View ArticleRyan Zimmerman Blogs!
You’re going to get these as long as I keep entertaining myself with them, so prepare yourself for the latest edition of Ryan Zimmerman Blogs! So I have to get it out that there is a new lady in my...
View ArticleRyan Zimmerman Blogs: These are Boring
I don’t know why I feel obligated to continue the ongoing saga of one man’s terrible blog. There’s really nothing there that you probably couldn’t find out through google and press releases. That said,...
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Stay Strapped
People who can now legally own firearms in Washington, DC: Although there’s probably a restraining order somewhere regarding that last one…...
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This Isn’t Funny Anymore
In chronological order, here are all of the good things to happen to the Washington Nationals this year: March 30 — Ryan Zimmerman hits a walk-off home run on opening night And that pretty much gets us...
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The Nationals “Depth” Chart
After some deadline moves cutting dead weight and lackluster veterans, the Nationals depth chart for August 1st, 2008 looks as follows: Elijah Dukes is playing both left and right field, and we’re...
View ArticleA Personal Story about Josh Willingham
Recently, the Washington Nationals made a trade for Josh Willingham and Scott Olsen. Olsen holds the distinction of being added and dropped from someone’s fantasy roster at least a dozen times over...
View ArticleHot Stove, but No Fire
Headline on my Nationals news feed:Â Nationals not pursuing Manny. Quick blurb: WASHINGTON — There have been several reports recently that the Nationals have expressed interest in free-agent...
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